Let’s see. Britney Spears supposedly completely ignored requests from label execs to promote her album Blackout and instead spent time picking up male waiters, running over people, running through three red lights, and lord knows what else.

And now that the album is dropping on the charts, she’s going to try to shoot a big-budget music video in two hours when it normally takes a few days. Someone, please take Britney over their knee and spank her. And while you’re at it, steal her car keys before she kills someone. Still Santa Claus will let her be with her spawn on Christmas.

No wonder Stephen King called Britney trailer trash. (Christina Aguilera said back in 2004 that Britney acts like trailer trash, but recently pulling a Britney herself, flashing her privates while exiting a car).