Britney Spears, who has supposedly recently missed 8 of 14 court-ordered random drug tests (apparently due to lack of a reliable phone number), tested positive for drugs. Says her handlers, they’re prescription drugs.

Her mother Lynne blames herself for her daughter’s messed up life. Damn straight. Lynne Spears pushed and pushed and pushed her daughter into stardom, the way I recall it a few years back. I’ve known a few people who would probably have become stars, if not for their overbearing mothers. Let’s just hope someone saves Brit before she does something drastic and irreversible.