Damn, girl, where we can get summa dat? As Celebitchy reports, Paris Hilton, buddy of Nicole Richie, is famous for doing nothing (and being really, really stupid and untalented and naked), and now she’ll get a million for simply partying at LAX in Las Vegas this New Year’s Eve. She’s apparently replacing Lindsay Lohan, who is just out of rehab. Now, I wonder if Paris intends to save drunk elephants in India before or after this party? If she parties hard enough on New Year’s Eve, she just might see some pink elephants.