Jessica Sierra, American Idol washout and professional cop-cusser, was to perform in a holiday tribute for U.S. troops in Washington, but was uninvited thanks to her stellar drunken behavior, kicking and swearing at cops, and hurling racial epithets after one office turned down her offer of oral favors in lieu of jail. I guess her time on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew didn’t go so well. Sierra did wish the troops well over a year ago, as the video below shows.

At least two celebs tied the knot this weekend. Backstreet Boys’ Howie Dorough wed Leigh Boniello in his hometown, Orlando, Florida. He’d proposed to her the past New Years.

Scott Baio, best known for his role as Chachi on Happy Days, as well as possibly being a well-endowed gallivanting Romeo with many female celebs, married Renee Sloan, his longtime girlfriend.

Despite rumors to the contray, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo did not get married. Not yet anyway.

Recently: Timbaland got engaged, Superman Brandon Routh got married, Charlie Sheen is considering a Vegas marriage, and Shaquille O’Neal is getting divorced.

Take a look at this pic of Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley and ask yourself which is mom and which is daughter. The King’s daughter Lisa - at left in the pic - is looking a bit haggard. Ex-wife Priscilla, now 62, actually looks younger but scary at the same time. I mean, her face is reflecting light, and she’s dressed like a 20 year-old goth chick - pale-faced, dyed hair, black clothes.

During a Spice Girls performance at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, Super Slutty Spice Geri Halliwell apparently points at Posh Spice’s belly and indicates a bun in the oven. Maybe that’s why Beckham ran away to coach Snoop Dogg’s kids?

Watch the video below, if you’re inclined, but I didn’t catch it.

After an Ugly Betty wrap party in Hollywood, David Blue was mugged by two men at gunpoint. The muggers took his wallet and his friend’s purse and camera phone.

How can someone so famous be so screwed up, drifting nowhere without any guidance? Paparazzi standing outside a gas station waiting for Britney Spears were treated to her shouting out that she stole a lighter.

It’s Britney, bitch. No, Britney, you are the bitch. Anyone serious about getting back partial (or full) custody of her kids doesn’t go around stealing lighters - or at least not openly announcing it. Maybe she needs to have a chat with Winona Ryder about what five-finger discounts get you. A hard lesson will do you good.

Did David Beckham - aka Mr. Posh Spice - get tired of the relative lack of interest in soccer in N. America? Who knows. But apparently Snoop Dogg’s kids love soccer. At least they do now, after dad convinced them to try soccer, and they convinced him to get Beckham to coach them.

Now if you’re wondering about the connection between the two stars, watch the video below, which refers to them discussing a joint movie-making venture. Well Snoop Dogg in a movie is fine by me, but I say no thanks to David Beckham.

Justin Timberlake, one of the most mediocre singer/ songwriters I’ve ever heard, thinks he’s hotter than Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Wait a minute. Isn’t that like comparing actors and oranges (to butcher a metaphor)? I mean, there’s no comparison.

Clooney and Pitt are both hot, both are talented actors. Pitt is helping people all over the world and Clooney might be as well. What has Timberlake done, other than release one mediocre album after another and slept with a few famous Hollyweird hotties (including the sizzling Jessica Biel).

But after Barbara Walters declared Timberlake as one of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2007, he’s let it go to his head, supposedly declaring that he’s hotter than Pitt and Clooney. Well fortunately 2007 is over in a few weeks.

Speaking of Brad Pitt, mouthy Juliette Lewis - who’s made a career of playing scrawny, mouth trailer trash characters - apparently said Pitt was no BIG deal in bed. Click on the link, then enlarge the photo at DListed to decide for yourself. Either Lewis is full of crap or Angelina Jolie doesn’t care.

Porn Star Marey Carey recently had her breast implants removed and had the brilliant idea of selling them for auction on E-Bay. Is anyone else grossed out about this? I dislike implants in general, but $12,000?