Geez, they’ll let anyone into Hollyweird these days. Pete Doherty, star of nothing important, has been shooting heroin again. What’s worse, he let himself get caught on tape. Dude, have you never heard of YouTube, the archive of all foolish behavior, for history? I’m not sure how much of a hero to kids you are to begin with, but maybe you don’t care that kids will see you. (Note: While I haven’t gone looking on YouTube, I’m guessing the video might get pulled if it does get submitted.)

It seems as if Britney still needs driving lessons. First she hits that car in a parking lot then runs, then she registers for her California driving license, and now she parks in a handicapped spot. Damn, girl. Stop spending so damn much on clothes each month and get a chauffer. It’s plain for everyone but you that you’re not only a bad mother but a bad driver.

While you stare at Leelee Sobieski’s breasts, tell me, doesn’t she look a lot like Helen Hunt? I’m finding that there are a lot of younger women in Hollywood (and a few men) that look a bit like someone else who have already made a name for themselves. A list is forthcoming.

Casey Affleck, Ben’s little brother, got lectured by super-talented Morgan Freeman, when he supposedly showed up late for a shoot. However, as Casey tells the story, Freeman was brought on set too early and was told that Affleck was late. So Freeman apparently lectured him for fifteen minutes about being professional and all. Looks as if Affleck was peeved, considering he admitted this publicly on Larry King.

Sources say that Macca (Sir Paul McCartney) has been seen holding hands on the beach, kissing in the Hamptons in New York State. The woman in question is the wife of a lawyer, who he met on the day of his divorce hearing, Oct 11th. Of course, his estranged wife Heather Mills (aka Mucca) has been raising hell on TV, slamming Sir Paul as well as the British media, who she says hate her.

Sexy Brook Burke just had a baby in 2006, sometime after the final season of Rockstar aired. I remember seeing her on TV and remarking to a friend about how much she was glowing. And now, apparently she’s pregnant again. In fact, if this is true, it’ll be her fourth child. Someone really likes to get busy in the bedroom.

Lovely R+B Popstar Rihanna has been saying, as recently as a few weeks ago, that she is not dating actor Josh Hartnett. However, she finally confirmed that she is in fact dating him and that she’s smitten.

While you may not relish the thought of Britney Spears in 25 years, apparently she’s really been letting herself go this year. If shaving her head, having car accidents, flashing her chocha, not promoting her Blackout album, etc., isn’t give away her state of mind, her rundown looks should. The former sassy, sexy starlet in training is showing visible signs of wear on her face including what looks like cold sores or zits. And that means her promoters are getting her Blackout-related pics airbrushed. Britney? Airbrushed? Say it ain’t so. Girl, stop partying so damn much and take care of your kids.

You know the say - one in ten? It applies to a lot of things in life, including one of ten people supposedly being gay - with Hollywood having an abundance of gay men that hide the fact to protect their career. Well Benicio del Toro isn’t one of ten. He was merely at a Gay Men’s Health Crisis Center in support of a friend.

Kylie Minogue - the near-40 Aussie poptart who likes to flash her chocha a lot and just recovered from breast cancer - has leaped into the social networking space online with KylieKonnect. (I call her a poptart because she acts like one, despite her age.) You can register online or from a mobile phone. The site is intended to supplement her blog and let her connect with fans. Kylie Konnect. Oddly, though, while she might be seen as “getting” the blogosphere, the social net’s designers, New Visions Mobile, made a big mistake in having the domain name kylieconnect.com redirect to some non-descript URL at ourtribe.mobi. I’m guessing kylie.mobi is taken.