Seems as if, in the entertainment world, it’s not just boobs and lips that are fake. Sometimes the public performances might be fake, too. To wit, there are rumors going ’round that Marie Osmond, who just lost on Dancing With the Stars, might have faked her fainting spell earlier in the season. (For what it’s worth, I think that’s nonsense. I’ve seen the video clip a few times and, considering how she fell, I doubt you could do that on cue.)

What’s more, Marie Rivera, who just won the Miss Puerto Rico to represent her country in the 2008 Miss Universe, might have either lied or faked her alleged pepper spray incident, where her clothes and makeup supposedly were spiked with pepper spray. There’s now an “investigation” into it. Who’d they call? The fashion police?

Wait, there’s more. After son Nick Hogan, aka Nick Bollea, had a car crash earlier this earlier and seriously injured his friend John Graziano - a passenger - Hulk Hogan’s family was slapped with a civil suit for damages. Nick lost his driver’s license. Then mama Linda just announced she’d filed divorce papers. But the attorney of John Graziano’s father, Ed, thinks that the divorce might be a ruse. If Hulk Hogan and his wife split, their assets would be a bit more protected.

Yikes. My head hurts.