Recently, Jessica Simpson said that all she wants for Christmas is a man. Well Santa might have rewarded her early for not flashing her chocha like slutty Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and even Christina Aguilera now (gasp!). Jessica is all of a sudden dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and even took him to her grandparent’s Waco, Texas, home the day after Thanksgiving. Wait a minute. Waco? Never mind.

Well at least she’s over ex-boyfriend and musician John Mayer.