Hollyweirdos are breeding like rabbits this year. In case you’ve been under a rock for a while, the latest celebrities to announce or otherwise indicate they’re pregnant are:

1. Nicolette Sheridan from Desperate Housewives.
2. Jeri Ryan from Shark, and previously as a Borg in a Star Trek series.
3. Posh Spice (reputed), from nothing important - unless you count Spice World (the Spice Girls movie) as being important.
4. Brooke Burke, who’s constructing her fourth child (and still looking incredible).
5. Halle Berry, from Swordfish, X-Men and loads more - though there’s rumors that French Canadian model hubby Gabriel Aubry refuses to move from New York to LA, where Halle wants to raise the baby boy once he’s born.
6. Jennifer Lopez, from many half-assed movies (she should have stuck to being a dancer on In Living Color).
7. Nicole Richie from nothing important, unless you like the mindlessness of A Simple Life.

Celebs who plan to do the horizontal tango in the future, to spawn, include Sarah Michelle Gellar and Eva Longoria (whose name always sounds like Evil Ongoria when it’s spoken on TV).

Nancy Grace, who just had twins, has been hospitalized after giving birth to premature babies - but is in good condition.