If Jessica Simpson is really using Owen Wilson for publicity, then that’s just terrible. The two just don’t seem to belong together, and if his recent suicide attempt was real (some say it was a publicity stunt), then he needs real friends. I’m not a fan of Jessica, but I’d never thought of her as this shallow. On the other hand, Owen’s been spotted in New York with model Le Call.

Okay this, must be a trick: Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson dating. Jessica just doesn’t strike me as his type. He’s funny and intelligent. She’s… well… not. And depending on how the light strikes her, she sometimes looks like a guy. Then again, she’s also looked kind of like Britney Spears in some pics. Maybe she’s one of those shape-changing alien lizards that most of Earth’s ruling class and entertainers are supposedly descended from.