Yeah, verily. Word is that Kiefer Sutherland, who just started his 48-day jail sentence, is being a model citizen. (He even turned himself in about 2 weeks early.) Let’s recap: most of Hollyweird is either pregnant or being arrested for DUI. Or both, in the case of Nicole Richie a few months back.

Now correct me if I’m wrong: Hollywood screenwriters are striking for more pay. But it appears that the celebs aren’t getting paid enough since they seem unable to afford a cab ride, to avoid drinking and driving. Or have all the chauffers in town quit?