Not too long after her father gave NFL quarterback Tony Romo her phone number, Jessica Simpson has been smooching publicly with him. They kept it low key for a while, but are now indulging in PDA (Public Display(s) of Affection). Good on you, Jessica. You just might have found the man you wanted for Christmas.

Recently, Jessica Simpson said that all she wants for Christmas is a man. Well Santa might have rewarded her early for not flashing her chocha like slutty Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and even Christina Aguilera now (gasp!). Jessica is all of a sudden dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and even took him to her grandparent’s Waco, Texas, home the day after Thanksgiving. Wait a minute. Waco? Never mind.

Well at least she’s over ex-boyfriend and musician John Mayer.

If Jessica Simpson is really using Owen Wilson for publicity, then that’s just terrible. The two just don’t seem to belong together, and if his recent suicide attempt was real (some say it was a publicity stunt), then he needs real friends. I’m not a fan of Jessica, but I’d never thought of her as this shallow. On the other hand, Owen’s been spotted in New York with model Le Call.

Okay this, must be a trick: Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson dating. Jessica just doesn’t strike me as his type. He’s funny and intelligent. She’s… well… not. And depending on how the light strikes her, she sometimes looks like a guy. Then again, she’s also looked kind of like Britney Spears in some pics. Maybe she’s one of those shape-changing alien lizards that most of Earth’s ruling class and entertainers are supposedly descended from.