What’s going on in the world of entertainers? Owen Wilson attempts suicide, and now Heather Mills - recently estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney - is saying she’s been driven to the brink. The media have been slagging her over the breakup with Sir Paul.

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong? Is this a trick or treat? I didn’t even know she was legal. Is 36-year old Lance like, kinda old for 21-year old Ashley? He’d have been 15 when she was born. On the other hand, I don’t personally think it’s a problem, given they’re both adults now.