I told you so! Back a few years ago when Britney Spears was still pretending to be wholesome and a virgin, I’d claimed to friends that there was no way - she’s lying, and that she’d already had sex. Now there’s evidence that Britney first had sex at 14, long before doing it with Justin Timberlake. I’m not at all surprised. Having met a lot of people in my life that went on to be entertainers, it’s quite common for such people to be passionate in life and thus sex. (I’m sure it was a marketing ploy to portray her as a sassy virgin so that she’d be a role model for millions of young girls.)

Let’s just hope Britney’s sluttiness doesn’t rub off on Miley Cyrus (aka Hanna Montana) when Brit goes there for Thanksgiving this Thursday. (According to Miley, her father, Country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, invited Britney. It was hilarious hearing Miley say it, as if she didn’t want the “credit” for the invitation of the blonde harlot.) The harlot pretending to be a mother will first have Thanksgiving with her kids on Wednesday.

But the US magazine article also reveals a darker secret: that her paternal grandmother committed suicide at only 31. As tragic as that is, that doesn’t explain why Lynne Spears pushed her daughter so much and reputedly turned her into such a mess.