Poor Britney, can’t catch a break. After having been in a hit-and-run not long ago, she went and registered for a California driver’s license. She also managed to settle the hit-and-run with the other car’s owner. But she still can’t drive. A on-duty officer’s foot was run over by Britney’s car. The office was trying to help Britney get away from the courthouse and the paparazzi, but Britney doesn’t know the difference between “turn right, turn right” and “turn left, turn left”. Hmmm. Maybe she was thinking of Kim Kardashian. Or how she should be promoting her Blackout album so that she can pay for the $16,000/month that she spends on clothes.