So Britney Spears was supposed to show up for a deposition with baby daddy K-Fed’s lawyers but decided to call in “sick”. Uh huh. She actually claimed queasiness or some such stomach illness. Yet other reports indicated that she was out partying much later. And that surprises you why? We’re talking about Britney Effin Spears, the biggest mess in Hollyweird, who is said to run over the feet of people - including officers - goes through red lights, smokes in front of her kids, whose seatbelts she doesn’t put on, and the list goes on. She really doesn’t want her kids, does she?