I know, I know. It’s quite the shocker, but Paris Hilton actually helped someone. She was at Cameo nightclub in Miami on the weekend and one of the Oompa-Loompa performers, Robin Sherwood, got bum-rushed and injured. Hilton comforted him.

Sherwood got cut and apparently needs a kidney transplant, though it’s not clear if this has anything to do with the incident. But Paris and sister Nicky have set up a foundation to help with Sherwood’s operation.

Warms my heart to think that there’s hope for even the doofiest of Hollyweird celebs. I wonder what Paris will do for the romantic rival for rich hunk Stavros Niarchos’ heart that she supposedly punched. And did this foundation pay for the new fake lips Paris seems to have?