When the Quaids had twins recently, she and actor Dennis Quaid must no doubt have been overjoyed. No one could have guessed that some dumbass nurse would have overdosed them with Heparin. The twins were given an anti-coagulant to prevent blod clots. But the nurse apparently didn’t read the label and dosed them each 1,000 times the necessary amount for babies.

While the babies did start to bleed out, they’re now stable in intensive care. Prayers for the wee ones, who were born via a surrogate.

Word is that Julia Roberts, who had twins a while back and just had her third child, is using handicapped parking spots. Actually, you can see the picture of Julia in the handicapped spot for yourself over at dlisted.

America’s sweetheart is not so sweet after all.

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Amy Winehouse might look creepier than Creepella, be denying any drug problems (despite charges in a few European countries) like Britney, and have had her home raided by force and her husband arrested. But she’s got a damn good voice. Listen to her in Back to Black (Live) in the video below. The music is also really upbeat and a great contrast to her semi-angstful lounge singer voice. But girlfriend, lose that horrid beehive.

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Did you even know Britney Spears had a brother? Well she does and Bryan Spears seems to get into trouble too. Not for flashing his privates or anything like that. In this case, he’s dragged the Spears family under the threat of a lawsuit from a real-estate broker. They were supposedly loaned a condo in Marina Del Rey in which he’s said to have spent a great deal of time. An insider says that there was considerable damage after he left. While damaging the condo is bad, at least he’s not like Britney, who’s getting sued by Luis Vuitton and sending privating investigators after K-Fed, amongst a host of other craziness. Don’t forget running over the feet of officers and paparazzi alike, going through red lights, driving with her kids not buckled up (from last year), smoking near her kids, etc. And she’s worried about the safety of her kids?

Okay, two Hollyweird sluts in one day? Whether or not you believe Britney is a slut, it’s sometimes hard not to think Paris Hilton is. Check out this video of Paris taking a bath. And it’s on YouTube of all places. Okay, she’s not a slut for taking a bath naked, but who the heck is the guy you can hear in the background? And did she think the video would never go public? The NSFW version is on DailyMotion, but I’ll link to the Egotastic page, and you can see the PG-13 version below. Nice bathtub, but I never cared much for her big stupid mouth or her tiny little boobies. Let’s hope she bathes before does her New Year’s Eve partying for a million bucks.

I told you so! Back a few years ago when Britney Spears was still pretending to be wholesome and a virgin, I’d claimed to friends that there was no way - she’s lying, and that she’d already had sex. Now there’s evidence that Britney first had sex at 14, long before doing it with Justin Timberlake. I’m not at all surprised. Having met a lot of people in my life that went on to be entertainers, it’s quite common for such people to be passionate in life and thus sex. (I’m sure it was a marketing ploy to portray her as a sassy virgin so that she’d be a role model for millions of young girls.)

Let’s just hope Britney’s sluttiness doesn’t rub off on Miley Cyrus (aka Hanna Montana) when Brit goes there for Thanksgiving this Thursday. (According to Miley, her father, Country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, invited Britney. It was hilarious hearing Miley say it, as if she didn’t want the “credit” for the invitation of the blonde harlot.) The harlot pretending to be a mother will first have Thanksgiving with her kids on Wednesday.

But the US magazine article also reveals a darker secret: that her paternal grandmother committed suicide at only 31. As tragic as that is, that doesn’t explain why Lynne Spears pushed her daughter so much and reputedly turned her into such a mess.

Nicole Kidman just appeared in court in Australia to testify against an Australian photographer who supposedly instigated a car chase a couple of years ago involving the actress. The event left her frightened and in tears. But the case she testified for had to do with the Sun-Herald newspaper, which ran an article criticizing the photographer, Jamie Fawcett.

Hmm. Was wondering just last week how long it’d be for young Hayden Panettiere to flash her panties, or whether she’d be one of the few younger actresses that wouldn’t. Now, we can’t really blame her if she’s wearing a short skirt and some overzealous paparazzo snaps a few pics. But there it is, Hayden’s panties. I say let her enjoy her life a bit longer before you bother her too. I mean, wasn’t only yesterday that Hayden was a little girl on Law & Order: SVU?

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Lindsay Lohan went to a detention facility in Lynwood, Calif., on Thursday and spent a total of just under 2.5 hours in jail, instead of the 24-hour term that her plea agreement required. She was released under their “early release policy,” which I assume has to do with her cooperation and good behavior.

AOL Television has a partial gallery of their choices for the 50 sexiest women to hit the small screen. I definitely don’t agree with many of these, but you might. Don’t forget, too, that TV Land is showing their Top 50 TV Icons tonight.