Hollywood Tuna says that Jessica Alba - who is pregnant by boyfriend Cash Warren - has turned down three offers to pose nude while pregnant, like Demi Moore, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears (and a few others, if I recall correctly).

Well, it’s not like she hasn’t posed (near) naked before. And I guess Jamie Lynn Spears is jailbait, so no naked actresses on glossy covers. Wait a minute. Aren’t the vast majority of actresses of child-bearing years currently pregnant or have just given birth? Anyone for a Halle Berry naked/ pregnant magazine cover?

At first, Amy Winehouse was going to be investigated and now she’s been arrested. It’s not entirely clear what’s going on but apparently it has something to do with her interference in her husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s case. Fielder-Civil was arrested in November and is currently in jail. Winehouse has been losing it to the point of wandering out in the streets at night half-clothed.

Okay, he’s not completely naked in the new Emporio Armani ad, but he’s really not that far from it. Especially with his legs splayed wide open. Anyway, he’s done his job, as apparently tight white briefs have increased in sales by 50%. Armani themselves are enjoying a 30% increase in sales.

Well, just wait until someone reminds guys that wearing tight briefs reduces sperm count. Oh wait, I just did. On the other hand, maybe wearing briefs will cut down on the incredible number of celebrity pregnancies and births witnessed in 2007.

On the flipside, maybe his wife Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham, will stop saying she’s a gay man in a woman’s body.

Alex Trebek was released from hospital yesterday (Dec 15th). He suffered a mild heart attack earlier in the week and was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Hospital.

Seems that during a Tori Amos concert in San Diego, two young women in the front row kept coming and going from their seats. Fed up, Amos kicked them out, telling them to get the f*ck out of my show. (See the YouTube video at Dlisted.)

While I think she’s within her rights, she tends to be overly sensitive. In the late 90s, at a small show, a guy came in a bit late, sat down in one of the few remaining seats up front, and said something out loud. Amos stopped playing and walked off the stage. I met that same guy a few years later. We somehow talked about Tori Amos and her concert, and I said how some assh*le ruined things for everyone. He said, “that was me.”  He explained that he loved Tori Amos and was complimenting her, but she simply misunderstood.

Amos is an incredible talent, in fact a child prodigy, and they tend to not interact well with people in general. But at least in the case of these girls, she did the right thing. What do you think?

So Britney Spears was supposed to show up for a deposition with baby daddy K-Fed’s lawyers but decided to call in “sick”. Uh huh. She actually claimed queasiness or some such stomach illness. Yet other reports indicated that she was out partying much later. And that surprises you why? We’re talking about Britney Effin Spears, the biggest mess in Hollyweird, who is said to run over the feet of people - including officers - goes through red lights, smokes in front of her kids, whose seatbelts she doesn’t put on, and the list goes on. She really doesn’t want her kids, does she?

Lovely Jessica Alba is pregnant by boyfriend Cash Money Warren, disappointing millions of Dark Angel fanboys who never had a chance with her anyways. I guess this is one actress Jack Nicholson didn’t impregnate.

With three of her four kids being adopted and from other parts of the world, it’s not unexpected that Angelina Jolie’s biological daughter Shiloh might seem out of place. Sort of. But for Angelina Jolie to say that Shiloh is an outcast amongst the other three is really, really weird.

Wow, way to be taken seriously. Paris Hilton is appearing in several images for Rich Prosecco Spirits, completely nude except for a layer of gold paint. Page Six has the exclusive photos of naked Paris. Maybe they should have asked Jessica Simpson, seeing as she wants to be taken seriously as an actress by posing nude.

Btw, check out this weird video of Paris Hilton in a wet bikini.

Alex Trebek, the host of TV game show Jeopardy, is doing well after suffering a minor heart attack. It’s said that he’ll be back in the studio next month to new shoot new episodes. Hopefully he’ll wear pants.