Bryant scored 27 points, Odom had 15 points and nine rebounds Derek Fisher scored 13 points, Radmanovic added 11, Ariza had 10 and Bynum had 9 and seventeen rebounds to match a career high and four blocked shots.

We’re just going to go ahead and write it up today, so we can take the day off on Tuesday…

 McCain demands a recount because that’s just the type of Maverick he is.  Tina Fey can now just concentrate on 30 Rock.

Dallas Cowboys lost to New York Giants. No joke, Dallas is starting to look like they might just end up being a Wild Card this year. It got so bad they put in their 3rd string QB Bollinger in, after Johnson embarrassed the team yet again! Cowboys have a Bye this week then after that Romo is back in… Thank Heavens!

Lakers pull yet another victory against the Nuggets making them 3-0.  Bryant had a game-high of 33 points, Gasol had 16 points, Radmanovic and Fisher both contributed 11 points each. As for the Nuggets, Anthony Carter had 20 points, Anthony (Where’s the corn-rows?!?) playing in his first game of the year had 13 points and 6 assists. Martin added 18 points, while Iverson and J.R. Smith gave 13 points each.

Lakers win Game 2 of the season over Clippers with an impressive 38 point lead! Key players contributing to this lead were Bryant with 16 points and eight rebounds, Farmar and Fisher with 15 points each, Gasol with 13 points, Bynum with 12 points and nine rebounds, and Ariza had 11 points and six rebounds.  This is the largest margin since the Clippers joined Los Angeles.

Four years later, Eminem is back with a new album and a new track “I’m having a relapse,” causing quite a stir on the internet.  Not to mention his new book, The Way I AM.  This 200 page book takes the reader into the rappers childhood and adolescence as well as behind the scenes of his musical career.  It includes behind-the-scenes photos and original lyric sheets.  Over the years, Eminem’s accomplishments have won him nine Grammy’s and an Oscar.

Los Angeles Lakers defeated Portland Trail Blazers Tuesday night, October 28th with a 20 point win, 96-76.  2008 MVP Kobe Bryant had twenty-three points, eleven rebounds and five assists. Gasol contributed to fifteen points, Ariza eleven points, Farmar had nine, along with Bynum, had eight points, three rebounds and three blocks. Odom, in his new sixth-man role, had nine points and seven rebounds in only 29 minutes! Unfortunately, Oden injured his right foot early in the game in which we found out today is a mild sprain. A good laugh took place during the game, when Odom passed the ball to Vujacic. What was funny was that fact that Vujacic was on the bench!

Like a fighter backed into corner, the McCain came out swinging with attacks on Obama. 

If current polling is accurate and stands up on Election Day, Obama could well win by a large margin. Obama leads McCain by 49 percent to 45 percent among likely voters in a three-day national tracking poll by Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby, a slight dip from his 5-point advantage on Monday. So, like a tired MMA fighter, McCain could be walking right into a knockout punch.

McCain solidified his support among white and male voters but Obama retained double-digit leads among women and independent voters — two key swing blocs.

Although McCain has been trying to distance himself from Bush, most people can’t really see any much difference from the “Bush Doctrine” .

We’re just going to ahead and say it - Obama is the next President of The United States (We can never be wrong because, we can just edit this part).

A mannequin closely resembling governor, Sarah Palin, was hung by the neck outside a home in West Hollywood in honor of Halloween. On the roof sat a replica of Senator John McCain surrounded by flames apparently being burnt to death. This public display created complaints from the locals.  Officials dismissed the complaints however, claiming the homeowner was protected by the right of free speech.

Stars like Scarlet Johansen, Megan Fox, Selma Blaire and Hayden Panettiere are all set to be featured in PopCardz, the latest line of celebrity trading cards.  The idea came from two Hollywood ex-agents Ted Kurie and Christian Troy.  Christian said, “We were really looking for artists who were credible and popular - but not because of scandal.” PopCardz will feature each Star’s birth date, hometown, motto, favorite charity, movie, song, book, place, sport, food and one secret.  The Cards will be released beginning of November.